This shirt is your personal space advocate. With the phrase ‘Row Row Row Your Boat the Fck Away from Me,’ it’s a not-so-subtle reminder for people to keep their distance. Whether you’re at the gym, the grocery store, or just existing in public, this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to. It’s soft, comfortable, and unapologetically honest—just like you. Wear it, love it, and enjoy the sweet, sweet silence of people rowing far, far away from your bubble.
50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (203 g/m²)
Classic Fit
Preshrunk fleece knit
Air jet yarn = softer feel and reduced pilling
Tear away label
Twin-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
